
Top 5 ‘You’re Fired’ Movie Scenes
March 17, 2013 By Neal - Johns Hopkins Leave a Comment
Here are the best movie scenes in which somebody gets canned according to AskMen. I’ve been through termination twice and each time was just as gut-wrenching as these movies.

Funny Game of Thrones Video: “Dragon Control”
April 1, 2013 By Neal - Johns Hopkins Leave a Comment
In this funny sketch from comedy group The Shorts Show, The Night’s Watch of “Game of Thrones” tackles a very hot button topic – dragon control.

Seinfeld Sings Taylor Swift [MASHUP]
February 16, 2013 By Neal - Johns Hopkins Leave a Comment
I’ve got a “ting” for mashups. They make me very happy. This one comes from one of Dailymotion’s Motionmakers, Joe Petty aka VKMTV Productions. As soon as I saw the video’s title, I knew this was solid internet gold. It’s so perfect because we can all see Taylor as one of Jerry’s girlfriends on the […]

Face Team’s Trampoline Slam Dunks are Death-Defying
January 10, 2013 By Neal - Johns Hopkins Leave a Comment
This video features the Hungary Acrobatic Sport team, Face Team, slammin’ and a jammin’ ridiculous dunks thanks to trampolines. The film was shot over two days in Budapest and edited by Devin Graham aka Devin Supertramp and Lindsey Stirling. Face Team has performed at a number of games, events, festivals, etc. Personally, I’d like to […]

Jokes About Zombies, Early Risers, Turning Gay
April 21, 2013 By Neal - Johns Hopkins Leave a Comment
This was my 10th stand up set, my third time at the New York Comedy Club in New York City. It took place on Friday, April 19th, 2013. I joked about zombies, waking up early, and playing with the idea of “turning gay”.

100 Pretty Funny Pick Up Lines
January 14, 2013 By Neal - Johns Hopkins 1 Comment
I think I’ve only used 2 pick up lines in my entire life – both of them sucked. “How much does a polar bear weigh?” and “You have a boyfriend? (No) You want one?” I’ve been trained via countless interviews with models that pick up lines don’t work, just say hi. Then I see / […]

Porn Star’s Boobs Can’t Distract The Devils in Game 4 of Stanley Cup Finals
June 7, 2012 By Neal - Johns Hopkins Leave a Comment
Did you catch Game 4 of the Stanley Cup Finals last night? Okay. Did you catch a glimpse of the humongous jugs behind Devils coach Peter DeBoer? They belong to a porn star.

Jokes About Zombies, Early Risers, Turning Gay
April 21, 2013 By Neal - Johns Hopkins Leave a Comment
This was my 10th stand up set, my third time at the New York Comedy Club in New York City. It took place on Friday, April 19th, 2013. I joked about zombies, waking up early, and playing with the idea of “turning gay”.
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Seattle Radio Broadcaster Is A Witch Sent From The Future (Predictions)
October 2, 2009 By Neal - Johns Hopkins
This lil’ slice of heaven (or hell?) comes via “The Kitchen Sink” – it’s former Major Leaguer and current broadcaster Mike Blowers predicting a Mariners rookie just called up to the bigs will hit a home run in his second at-bat on a 3-1 fastball into left center’s second deck. Uh, Mike, could you be […]

Here’s How The American Pie Franchise Could’ve Been The Best
April 6, 2012 By Neal - Johns Hopkins
Last weekend, I watched an uncensored version of the original on Comedy Central and I re-discovered why I love the film so fervently and why I got into screenwriting in the first place. This article is to take back my pride in the original release and to offer up ways the series could’ve progressed that would have ultimately transformed its reputation. Think of it as a valuable demonstration that will hopefully serve as a map for studios looking to extend a film’s profitability without sacrificing quality.
Will Ferrell Appears in Old Milwaukee Commercials For Free [VIDEO]
December 8, 2011 By Neal - Johns Hopkins
I will also provide my comedic services free of charge for a series of beer commercials… as long as I get to keep the beer featured. ratsoff: Will Ferrell’s Old Milwaukee Spots Will Ferrell approached the Pabst Brewing Co. this past September with a proposition: he’d do a series of commercials for their Old Milwaukee beer […]

Paul Walker Drives a Chick Crazy in ‘Vehicle 19′
January 2, 2013 By Neal - Johns Hopkins Leave a Comment
I dated a girl who was obsessed with Paul Walker. I don’t get it but then again I sort of do. He’s a good-looking dude who doesn’t have a weird voice, he never says anything that would really creep a girl out or deeply offend her. There’s nothing ‘ugly’ about him. It’s like he was […]

Face Team’s Trampoline Slam Dunks are Death-Defying
January 10, 2013 By Neal - Johns Hopkins Leave a Comment
This video features the Hungary Acrobatic Sport team, Face Team, slammin’ and a jammin’ ridiculous dunks thanks to trampolines. The film was shot over two days in Budapest and edited by Devin Graham aka Devin Supertramp and Lindsey Stirling. Face Team has performed at a number of games, events, festivals, etc. Personally, I’d like to […]
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